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Tonight I got a text message from my mom that said, "We need to discuss ur final grades, ur schedule 4 nxt yr, and a letter we rec'd in the mail 2day when u r conscious."
I HATE it when people text like that. Who the fuck says "rec'd"? I used to type like that... and then i turned 10.
Anyway, are there any texts you've ever received that you've either:
a) dreaded responding to?
b) looked at and gone "what the fuck?"
c) laughed at or gotten really upset at?
d) other?
Discuss.
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I'm gonna start dishing out internet beatings if people keep it up with this 4chan shit, I swear.
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Every text my mother sends is like that. I can't tell if she's drunk texting or just stupid sometimes. 
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A) No, not really. Those tend to be phone calls
B) Not that I can think of unless there are epic typos in there.
C) When I was on a limited number of text messages these made me rage:
"OK"
"Thanks"
"Bye"
"Goodnight"
"Later" (variation: "ttyl")
D) I have a list of awesome text messages that I like to use here-and-there, such as:
"How's my second favorite brat doing?"
"I have three [first name of person you're texting]s in my phone. Are you the cute one, the wild one, or the sexy one?"
"Smile if you masturbate."
"I just made you open your phone. Who's my bitch now? Now close your phone."
"Hey goober, I just saw [something] and thought of you."
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My cousin told me that she saw somebody abbreviate "Jesus" as "jzs" once. I found that rather amusing. ^_^
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wat
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"I have three [first name of person you're texting]s in my phone. Are you the cute one, the wild one, or the sexy one?" "I just made you open your phone. Who's my bitch now? Now close your phone." The first one is pretty conditional, but I love the second one... unless they don't have a flip phone.
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"I have three [first name of person you're texting]s in my phone. Are you the cute one, the wild one, or the sexy one?" "I just made you open your phone. Who's my bitch now? Now close your phone." The first one is pretty conditional, but I love the second one... unless they don't have a flip phone. I will be using both of those. That's great. Thanks, Eric! And yes to all of those. Happens all the time and I don't remember any of them. So yeah.
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My dad does that shit, really annoying.
Pretty much everyone else I talk to types everything out.
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Jesus christ, I've been here 3 years  (Oh lawd, its 4 now)
LOL ITS 6 AND A HALF NOW
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newfieldgrafix
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I love text messages that say "Switch your phone on", really smart...
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I love text messages that say "Switch your phone on", really smart... I've never gotten one of those, but I'd have to insult that person somehow.
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I used the one Eric posted about making someone check their phone. I sent it to like 10 people. I got lots of colorful responses.
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I used the one Eric posted about making someone check their phone. I sent it to like 10 people. I got lots of colorful responses. Dude, me too. It was pretty comical
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I'm gonna start dishing out internet beatings if people keep it up with this 4chan shit, I swear.
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I used the one Eric posted about making someone check their phone. I sent it to like 10 people. I got lots of colorful responses. Dude, me too. It was pretty comical Glad to be of service.
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I'm tempted to use the bitch one on my girlfriend since she's the only person I can think of with a flip phone (off the top of my head), but I don't think that'd go over too well.
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