[Benjamin]

As I was scrolling endlessly through my Facebook feed (seriously, screw those guys for infinite scroll... I waste too much time with that crap) I came upon a link to an Urban Dictionary page.

It's about my hometown... and sums it up perfectly. Have a laugh, I sure did.

What are some of the funny Urban Dictionary terms you've come across?

[Smangii]

I went to a restaurant which was named after entry #4 of lucy

It was the restaurant's official motto and even had the entry written all over the walls and on the menu:

a small cute girl with a dazzling smile and beautiful eyes. often doesn't realise just how beautiful and charming she is. a lucy is intelligent, kind and the best sort of friend. she is there for you when you're sad and gives the most amazing hugs. she is funny without knowing it and has a head full of amazing stories. a lucy longs for fun and adventure and loves to dance. lucy can be shy and full of self doubt, but once she lets you in she will make you happier than you ever realised.

I kind of like my name too


Last Edit: Jan 10, 2014 3:21:44 GMT by Smangii

[Chris]

My nickname in college is "Dessy," based off my last name. So, we decided to look up names on Urban Dictionary at some point.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dessy

And that led to finding this in auto-complete: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dessysaurus

[Kay]

Yeahhhh my real name gave me a laugh on some of them.

[Twerque]

I kind of like my name.

"verb: aggravate, agitate, bother, irritate, torment, etc.
My wife knew I had a fierce hangover, but she just had to torque my ass about cutting the grass anyway.

I love to torque my little brother about being gay.

Oh man, stop torquing me! I'll pay you when I pay you!"

Because it's true

[Chris]

Jan 12, 2014 22:20:59 GMT Twerque said:

I kind of like my name.

"verb: aggravate, agitate, bother, irritate, torment, etc.
My wife knew I had a fierce hangover, but she just had to torque my ass about cutting the grass anyway.

I love to torque my little brother about being gay.

Oh man, stop torquing me! I'll pay you when I pay you!"

Because it's true

It really makes me feel like your name should be twerk.

Torque -> Tork -> Twerk -> Twerque

[Benjamin]

Jan 14, 2014 4:08:50 GMT Chris said:

Jan 12, 2014 22:20:59 GMT Twerque said:

I kind of like my name.

"verb: aggravate, agitate, bother, irritate, torment, etc.
My wife knew I had a fierce hangover, but she just had to torque my ass about cutting the grass anyway.

I love to torque my little brother about being gay.

Oh man, stop torquing me! I'll pay you when I pay you!"

Because it's true

It really makes me feel like your name should be twerk.

Torque -> Tork -> Twerk -> Twerque

It's like... you can tell the future or something...

[Chris]

Jan 16, 2014 1:49:16 GMT Benjamin said:

Jan 14, 2014 4:08:50 GMT Chris said:

It really makes me feel like your name should be twerk.

Torque -> Tork -> Twerk -> Twerque

It's like... you can tell the future or something...

People listen to my advice.

Sometimes... or, well, occasionally.